Sunday, June 22, 2008

coming soon

Jane (our tour guide): "You don't look like your passport photo. We thought you looked like Nicolas Cage."

Me: … that's nice to hear, since, in America, Nicolase Cage is a very ugly man.

 

While sitting at lunch- served whole fish and shrimp waving my hand across my face "In America, we don't eat anything with a face."

 

It was fun explaining fortune cookies to Chinese natives.

Monsoon makes tourism more fun.

Jumping off rocks -Slipping falling on my but in a puddle.

Lilly pads tipping and pouring off the rain.

 Fighting women restaurant owners.

Being asked if "this" was what you usually order in america… (because they tried to order dishes that you would like).

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