RabbidSlippers

Yugen, my co-worker, made rabbit slippers for quite a few people in the office--- Half making fun of the company logo--- Half for a reason/excuse to walk around the office in slippers.

I simply added the vampire teeth to give them a "friendlier" touch.

Hard Boiled Chickens

A funny thing happened today. As I was getting ready for work I tried to consolidate a few things in the fridge by putting the 3 hard-boiled eggs in the carton with about 13 fresh eggs. You think you know where this story is going, but you actually don't. I was smarter than you think and I had decided to mark the boiled eggs so they could not be confused (even though we DO know the spinning egg determinant). When I got home for my lunch break I noticed Amy baking and saw that there were 2 egg shells in the sink.


I pried, " So...? did you notice anything special about the eggs?".
Amy: "Yah, you marked them" Allen: "Yah, but did you see what they SAID?!"
Amy: "Yah, (we say 'yah' a lot) you marked them 'hard boiled' or something."

Allen: "NO...! silly! LOOK! it says....
(Now I distinctly point out each of the three eggs individually)
"I"...."<3"....>"U"

"I" the capitol letter "I"
"love" represented by a heart
"U" representing "You"

Unfortunately she opened the carton sideways and read "HBC" which obviously stands for "Hard-Boiled Chickens".
My romantisism was lost.
Luckily she's more... appreciative of laughter than "mushy stuff"
;)